Jerry

Elaine, let me ask you something. When I told you my breakup was mutual, did you believe me?

Elaine

No, no, no. It's weak. No one's gonna buy it, and you shouldn't be selling it.

Jerry

I gotta do some research here.

Elaine

Hey, hey. Me. Talking. You know, between you and me, I always thought Kramer was a bit of a doofus, but he believed in me. *You* did not. So as I see it, he's not the doofus. *You* are the doofus.

Jerry

Oh, I'm the doofus?