Jerry

I mean I met her three times. I don't even know her last name.

Helen

Jerry, no one's forcing you.

Jerry

I mean, who has a funeral on a Wednesday? That's what I want to know. I mean, it's the championship, I'm hitting everything.

Helen

I don't have a dress to wear. (to Morty) And you. You don't have anything.

Morty

I got my sport jacket.