Jerry

Elaine, a guy'll say anything to get a woman.

Elaine

Oh, please. He wouldn't say that.

George

Elaine, I once told a woman that I coined the phrase, 'Pardon my French.'

Jerry

I once told a woman that I don't eat cake 'cause it goes right to my thighs.

George

I once told a woman that I really enjoy spending time with my family.