Newman

Pantene!

Kramer

Uh, Pantene.

Pam

Oh, my shampoo. Yeah, it is Pantene, I got a free sample in with my junk mail.

Kramer

Well, there really is no junk-mail...well, everybody wants to get a check or a birthday card, but...

Newman

...it takes just as much man-power to deliver it as their precious little greeting cards...