Pam

Oh, my shampoo. Yeah, it is Pantene, I got a free sample in with my junk mail.

Kramer

Well, there really is no junk-mail...well, everybody wants to get a check or a birthday card, but...

Newman

...it takes just as much man-power to deliver it as their precious little greeting cards...

Kramer

Newman! (Elbows him through the books. Newman falls over.)

Pam

What?