Pam

Oh, what's his name?

Kramer

Newman. (On the other side of the bookcase, Newman preens proudly.)

Kevin

Elaine, you've changed my life.

Elaine

Oh, Kevin...you can go on and on about how you don't want kids...and it sounds, it sounds really nice, but...the truth is, I don't know if you mean it or not.

Kevin

I got a vasectomy this morning.