Jerry

Me? What about you? You brought up the pony.

Elaine

Oh, yeah, but I didn't say I hated anyone who had one.

George

(to Jerry) Who's going to play left field?

Jerry

Bender.

George

Bender? He can't play left. He stinks. I just don't see what purpose is it gonna serve your going? I mean, you think dead peole care who's at their funeral? They don't even know they're having a funeral. It's not like she's hanging out in the back going, 'I can't believe Jerry didn't show up.'