Pam

Well, the thing is, I uh...I think I have a little crush on him. (Kramer slides in the door on his knees.)

Kramer

I'm so happy! My world suddenly has meaning!

Jerry

This is the man you have a crush on?

Pam

Well, I have feelings for both of you.

Kramer

How can you have feelings for him? We're soul mates.