George

Bender? He can't play left. He stinks. I just don't see what purpose is it gonna serve your going? I mean, you think dead peole care who's at their funeral? They don't even know they're having a funeral. It's not like she's hanging out in the back going, 'I can't believe Jerry didn't show up.'

Elaine

Maybe she's there in spirit. How about that?

George

If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies, and find out the mysteries of the universe, you think she's gonna wanna hang around Drexler's funeral home on Ocean Parkway?

Elaine

George, I met this woman. She is not traveling to any other dimensions.

George

You know how easy it is for dead people to travel? It's not like getting on a bus. One second. (snaps his fingers) It's all mental.