Jerry

All right. How 'bout this one: let's say you're abducted by aliens.

George

Fine.

Jerry

They haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?

George

I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.

Jerry

But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet!