Jerry

They haul you aboard the mother ship, take you back to their planet as a curiosity. Now: would you rather be in their zoo, or their circus?

George

I gotta go zoo. I feel like I could set more of my own schedule.

Jerry

But in the circus you get to ride around in the train, see the whole planet!

George

I'm wearin' a little hat, I'm jumpin' through fire.. They're puttin' their little alien heads in my mouth..

Jerry

(resigned) At least it's show business..