The Bizarro Jerry Season 8, Episode 3

Elaine

(laughs in appreciation) You are not gonna believe this! I told him that I just wanted to be friends. He's fine with it. He really wants to be friends.

Jerry

Why would anybody want a friend.

Elaine

(dread) Uh. It's really not that bad, actually. He said he'd even go with me to the Museum of Miniatures. This is something you would never ever do.

Jerry

I mean all that stuff is so small.. ((ELAINE is wryly assessing him)) stupid..

George

(still looking at that picture) You know if I told my engagement story to that receptionist, but told her this, was my fiancée..