Elaine

So? Where were you?!

Jerry

Uh, here I guess, an' uh, uh I went out and picked up a paper.

Elaine

(irritated, throwing down her bag) I had to ask Kevin, to leave his office an' come an' pick me up!

Jerry

So? What are friends for?

Elaine

Yeah! An' he is a friend, Jerry. He is reliable. He is considerate. He's like your, exact opposite.