George

But it--eh.. It was here, I'm tellin' you, an' w--w--it was really here! The, there was, a, bar, and a, an' a dance floor..

Jerry

(dry) I guess the DJ booth was over there behind the bone saw? (really disappointed) Let's get out of here George.

Gene

At work today, I discovered there's a payphone in the lobby that has free long distance.

Kevin

Oh, so what did you do?

Gene

I called the phone company an' immediately reported the error.