The Little Kicks Season 8, Episode 4

Frank

I'm sitting at home, reading a periodical, and this is the call I get? My son is a bootlegger? (He hits George in the head)

George

Ow! Dad...

Frank

Who put you up to this, was it her?

Elaine

All right. Wait a minute. I think you've got it backwards.

Frank

My George isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this.