Doctor

Elaine. You shouldn't be reading that. So tell me about this rash of yours.

Elaine

Well it's, it's..... You know I noticed that somebody wrote in my chart that I was difficult in January of 92 and I have to tell you that I remember that appointment exactly. You see this nurse asked me to put a gown on but it was a mole on my shoulder and I specifically wore a tank top so I wouldn't have to put a gown on. You know there made of paper.

Doctor

Well that was a long time ago. How about if I just erase it. Now about that rash......

Elaine

But it was in pen. You fake erase.

Doctor

All right Miss Benes. This doesn't look to serious. You'll be fine.