Doctor

(To Elaine) Uh, hello. (To George) Uh, Mr. Costanza?

George

(Panicky) Uh, yeah. You know, Doctor, I gotta tell you, I feel a lot better.

Doctor

Well, we looked at your EKG's, ran some tests, did a complete work-up.

George

(Getting in a more panicked state) Oh God, Mommy!

Doctor

And you simply haven't had a heart attack.