Doctor

No, actually, we'd like to keep him here overnight for observation, just to be safe.

George

Oh, sure. Sure, anything. Can you believe it? There's nothing wrong with me.

Doctor

Well, I wouldn't go that far.

George

(Starting to panic again) What? Oh my God. What? Is it meningitis? Scoliosis? Lupis?! Is it Lupis?!

Doctor

Have you ever had your tonsils taken out?