Jerry

George, you need a medical doctor.

George

(To Jerry) Let me ask you something.. How much do you think it would cost to have tonsils and adenoids removed in the hospital?

Jerry

Well, an overnight stay in a hospital? Minor surgery? I dunno, four grand.

George

Uh-huh. And how much does the healer charge?

Kramer

First visit? Thirty-eight bucks.