Jerry

Don't flatter yourself, my friend. I'm here strictly for material, and I have a feeling this is a potential gold mine.. I still think you're nuts, though.

George

All I know is I've been going to doctors all my life. What has it gotten me? I'm thirty-three years old. I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty, I'm already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood. I went from having orgasms immediately to taking forever. You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm. I've never had a normal, medium orgasm.

Jerry

(Jokingly making fun of George) I've never had a really good pickle.

George

Besides, what's it gonna cost me? Thirty-eight bucks?

Tor

(To Jerry) Would you not put your foot on that please?