Tor

(Blows into George's face) I think we can help you. See, unfortunately, the medical establishment is a business like any other business. And business needs customers. And, they want to sell you their most expensive item which is unnecessary surgery.

George

(Still on the showers) Can I use hot water on my face?

Tor

No. You know, I am not a business man. I'm a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift. You see, it's in the best interest of the medical profession that you remain sick. You see, that insures good business. You're not a patient. You're a customer.

Jerry

(He thinks this, the audience can hear his thoughts) And you're not a doctor, but you play one in real life.

George

(Still on the hot water) What about shaving?