Kramer

Go ahead, drink it, George.

George

(Takes a sip) Hey, it's not too bad..

George

(In a state of hysteria) I'm an eggplant! I'm an eggplant! I'm a minstrel man!

Driver

(To Assistant) I didn't take your Chuckle, man!

Assistant

I had five Chuckles. I ate a green one, and the yellow one, and the red one is missing!