Elaine

Hey, Jer. Are you going to this Bob Sacamano party?

Jerry

Am I going? It was three nights ago.

Elaine

What? You're kidding, I just got this invitation today. Oh, I was so excited. It's really a beautiful invitation.

Jerry

Oh, it was a lovely affair.

Elaine

Wait a minute; this postmark is three weeks old. Man, this happens all the time. (Into intercom) Jeanine? Who the hell runs the mailroom?