Jerry

Kramer, how are you gonna cook Jewish delicacies for a hundred and eighty-three people?

Kramer

Yeah, you're right. That's a lot of pupkitz. Hey Frank, you know anybody who can help me cook?

Frank

Cook? No, I don't know any cooks. I don't know anything about cooking!

Kramer

What's the matter with him?

George

My dad was a cook during the Korean War. Something very bad happened, ever since you can't get him near a kitchen.