Kramer

What happened?

Frank

I went too far. I over seasoned it. Men were keeling over all around me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys.

Kramer

Frank, you were a boy too. And it was war. It was a crazy time for everyone.

Frank

Tell that to Bobby Colby. All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well he went home alright, with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet. Had to sit him on a cork the eighteen-hour flight home!

Kramer

Frank, now listen to me. Two hundred Jewish singles need you. This is your chance to make it all right again.