Frank
I went too far. I over seasoned it. Men were keeling over all around me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys.
Kramer
Frank, you were a boy too. And it was war. It was a crazy time for everyone.
Frank
Tell that to Bobby Colby. All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well he went home alright, with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet. Had to sit him on a cork the eighteen-hour flight home!
Kramer
Frank, now listen to me. Two hundred Jewish singles need you. This is your chance to make it all right again.
Frank
No. No, I'll never cook again! Never! Now get out of my house!! Get out. Go.