Kramer

Frank, you were a boy too. And it was war. It was a crazy time for everyone.

Frank

Tell that to Bobby Colby. All that kid wanted to do was go home. Well he went home alright, with a crater in his colon the size of a cutlet. Had to sit him on a cork the eighteen-hour flight home!

Kramer

Frank, now listen to me. Two hundred Jewish singles need you. This is your chance to make it all right again.

Frank

No. No, I'll never cook again! Never! Now get out of my house!! Get out. Go.

Jerry

So you saw Bania's act?