George

Yeah, he'll be looking at us like he's backstage at a puppet show.

Jerry

Let me just get my jacket.

George

(singing) : 'Master of the house/Keeper of the inn...' (Jerry re-enters the living room and modestly models his new jacket for George. George is impressed.) This is huge! When did this happen?

Jerry

Wednesday. This jacket has completely changed my life. When I leave the house in this, it's with a whole different confidence. Like tonight, I might've been a little nervous. But, inside this jacket, I am composed, grounded, secure that I can meet any social challenge.

George

Can I say one thing to you? And I say this with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality.