Elaine

Let's just replace 'hail of shrapnel' and 'scar tissue' with 'string of pearls' and 'raspberry scones'.

Jerry

George Costanza is your mentor?

Abby

Yeah, he's great! I am learning so much.

Jerry

About what? How to calculate five percent of a restaurant check?

Abby

You know what your problem is? You just have no respect for the mentor/mentor relationship.