Jerry

It's the twirling that dazzles the eye.

George

(pulls a face) I find it disorienting. Who buys an umbrella anyway? Y..you get 'em for free in the coffee shop in the metal cans.

Jerry

(as if speaking to a moron) Those belong to people.

Kramer

Hey. Well. (proffers the envelope) This was downstairs for you. Ker-ching.

Jerry

(taking the envelope) Oh no, not more checks. They're coming faster than I can sign 'em.