Jerry

I don't know why. There's a one-second clip of me in the opening credits of some Japanese comedy show.

Kramer

Yeah, the Super Terrific Happy Hour.

Jerry

(opening the envelope and pulling out a stack of checks) They run it all the time, and now I'm starting to get all these royalty checks.

George

Look at all of those! You're rich!

Jerry

Naw. Each one is for like twelve cents. It's barely worth the pain in my hand to sign 'em.