Teddy

(unfriendly recognition) Jerry Seinfeld!

Jerry

Teddy Padillac. Long time, no see. (pointing at the umbrellas) What've you got in a push-button mini.

Teddy

(bitter) Same thing we had, when you bailed on us, fifteen years ago.

Jerry

Bailed? C'mon, you knew I wanted to be a comedian. Besides, we had some good time. Remember Tropical Storm Renee?

Teddy

(angry) Oh, yeah, sure. But where were you during the poncho craze of eighty-four? I almost lost my house.