The Abstinence Season 8, Episode 9

Teacher

Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here.

Jerry

I'm on next, right?

Teacher

Well, unfortunately, Mr. O'Meary from the Bronx zoo...

Jerry

The guy with the lizard.

Teacher

Yes. Well, he started feedin' it crickets, and the children just love him. And we're outta time.