Jerry

What? What happened to your face? It looks like an old catcher's mitt.

Kramer

What? (Kramer checks it out.) My face is all craggly, it's crinkly.

Jerry

It's from all that smoke. You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours. What did you expect?

Kramer

Emphysema, birth defects, cancer. But not this. Jerry, my face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face.

Jerry

And your teeth, your teeth are all brown.