Kramer

What? (Kramer checks it out.) My face is all craggly, it's crinkly.

Jerry

It's from all that smoke. You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours. What did you expect?

Kramer

Emphysema, birth defects, cancer. But not this. Jerry, my face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face.

Jerry

And your teeth, your teeth are all brown.

Kramer

Look away, I'm hideous.