George

Well, Jerry. There was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.

Jerry

So you ready for the assembly tomorrow? You know what you're gonna say about the Yankees?

George

Oh, sports are so pedestrian. I've prepared some science experiments that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Jerry

I wrote a 20 minute bit about how homework stinks.

Jackie

My vacation was restful, splendid, magnificent. In fact, next time I'm plannin' on going to Kofu.