Jackie

You better believe it. Jackie's cashin' in on your wretched disfigurement.

Elaine

Congratulations! You passed!

Ben

Elaine, Elaine. I don't think we should see each other anymore.

Elaine

What? you're breaking up with me? But I sacrificed and supported you while you struggled. What about my dream of dating a doctor?

Ben

I'm sorry, Elaine. I always knew that after I became a doctor, I would dump whoever I was with and find someone better. That's the dream of becoming a doctor.