The Abstinence Season 8, Episode 9

George

What are these? (Holds test tubes to his head like antennae) Take me to your leader.

Jerry

Oh my God. You had sex. You had sex with Louise!

George

No, the Portuguese waitress.

Jerry

The Portuguese waitress?

George

I calculated my odds of ever getting together with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.