Kramer

Check it out. (They see a Marlboro man billboard with Kramer on it)

Jackie

This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.

Jerry

Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night.

Letterman

Yeah, but then, you know, some people were telling me about that little flap out there at the junior high assembly. And before that, you were bumped by a lizard?

Jerry

Actually, it was a ********.