Jerry

How are we gonna get out of it?

George

We'll say we're frightened and we have to go home.

Jerry

Yeah, that's good. He'd clunk our heads together like Moe.

George

I don't know. Just start scratching. Tell him you have the crabs. He was in the military. He'll understand that.

Jerry

All fathers are intimidating. They're intimidating because they are fathers. Once a man has children, for the rest of his life, his attitude is, 'To hell with the world, I can make my own people. I'll eat whatever I want, I'll wear whatever I want, and I'll create whoever I want.'