George

We'll say we're frightened and we have to go home.

Jerry

Yeah, that's good. He'd clunk our heads together like Moe.

George

I don't know. Just start scratching. Tell him you have the crabs. He was in the military. He'll understand that.

Jerry

All fathers are intimidating. They're intimidating because they are fathers. Once a man has children, for the rest of his life, his attitude is, 'To hell with the world, I can make my own people. I'll eat whatever I want, I'll wear whatever I want, and I'll create whoever I want.'

Alton

(to George) Who'd you call?