George

I don't know. Just start scratching. Tell him you have the crabs. He was in the military. He'll understand that.

Jerry

All fathers are intimidating. They're intimidating because they are fathers. Once a man has children, for the rest of his life, his attitude is, 'To hell with the world, I can make my own people. I'll eat whatever I want, I'll wear whatever I want, and I'll create whoever I want.'

Alton

(to George) Who'd you call?

George

(improvising) My uh uncle is having an operation. I just wanted to see how he was.

Alton

What kind of operation?