Newman

To Hawaii. The most sought-after postal route of them all. The air is so dewy-sweet you don't even have to like the stamps.. But it's not to be - So, I'm hanging it up.

Jerry

You quit the post office?

Newman

Kind of. I'm still collecting checks, I'm just not delivering mail.

Jerry

Well, get it out of my storage. It's illegal.

Newman

And yet, it's perfectly legal to take a man's soul and crush it out like a stale Pall Mall.