The Andrea Doria Season 8, Episode 10

George

I tell ya, I hear people really stuff themselves on those cruise ships. (Laughs) The buffet, that's the real ordeal, huh, Clarence? (Laughs)

Eldridge

(Defensively) We had to abandon ship.

George

Well, all vacations have to end eventually.

Eldridge

The boat sank.

George

(Holding up Kramer's book) According to this, it took.. 10 hours. It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath - no offence. (Pause) So, uh, Clarence, how about abandoning this apartment, and letting me shove off in this beauty?