George

So, he's keeping the apartment. He doesn't deserve it, though! Even if he did suffer, that was, like, 40 years ago! What has he been doing lately?! I've been suffering for the past 30 years up to and including yesterday!

Jerry

You know, if this tenant board is so impressed with suffering, maybe you should tell them the 'Astonishing Tales of Costanza'.

George

(Interested) I should!

Jerry

I mean, your body of work in this field is unparalleled.

George

I could go bumper to bumper with any one else on this planet!