Jerry

(Like an Army general) Elaine, Newman is my sworn enemy. And he lives down the hall from my home - my home, Elaine! Where I sleep, where I come to play with my toys.

Elaine

Well, anyway, get this: I spoke to Alan. You know, I told him I didn't want to see him anymore.. He called me 'big head'.

Jerry

'Big head' (Scoffs) That's almost a compliment.

Elaine

(Agreeing) It's one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me.

Jerry

Hello?