Jerry

Hey, I've been trying to jam stuff in the box, like you told me, but sometimes it says, like, 'Photographs - Do not bend'.

Newman

'Do not bend'. (Laughs evilly) Just crease, crumple, cram.. you'll do fine. (Phone rings. Newman answers it) Hello?.. This is he. I don't understand.. very well. (Hangs up in disappointment)

Jerry

What?

Newman

That was the Vice President of the post office. I didn't get the transfer.. They knew it wasn't me doing my route!

Jerry

How did they know?!