Newman

That was the Vice President of the post office. I didn't get the transfer.. They knew it wasn't me doing my route!

Jerry

How did they know?!

Newman

(Stands up) Too many people go their mail! Close to 80%. No body from the post office has ever cracked the 50% barrier! It's like the 3-minute mile!

Jerry

(Pleading) I tried my best!

Newman

Exactly. You're a disgrace to the uniform. (Newman takes off Jerry's mailman hat. Jerry turns his head in shame. Newman then tears the post office badge from Jerry's coat)