George

Excuse me, uh, what are you doing in there?

Alan

I'm moving in. Alan Mercer. New neighbor. (They shake hands)

George

What? Elaine's big-head guy? They have you the apartment?!

Alan

Yeah.

George

Why?! Because you were stabbed, and.. got coffee thrown in your face, and.. uh.. (Points to Alan's bandaged forehead)