Elaine

Hm. (looking at Kurt's driver's license photo) Hey, driver's license. Oh...my God.

Kurt

What?

Elaine

Your hair. It's so thick and lustrous. I mean, it...it was.

Kurt

Well, it still is. I shave my head for my swim team. I just liked the way it looked, so I kept it.

Elaine

Are you saying that I could be dating this hair? I mean wi..with you under it? (Kurt shrugs.)